This place is going to Hell.
- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude
im all for a tarzan remake where everything is the same but tarzan is a girl please and thank you
and in case ur wondering yes jane is still a girl they’re jungle lesbians you’re welcome
my anaconda doesn’t
“I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.”― Audrey Hepburn (via feellng)
if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me
"Money won’t make you happy"
Yeah, financial stability is just horrible
on ur period like
i’m byesexual as in bye don’t touch me